to tinker with the calculations himself, and he is full of contentment that no one will deceive him, will not rob him. And the fact that he does not have the necessary knowledge to check whether his subordinates are stealing does not occur to him.

The husband, without looking up, plays computer games. Wife brings him coffee. Without looking up from the screen and continuing to drum on the keys, he says:

You know what I drink with sugar!

- I know. I just wanted to hear your voice...

Joke

I know the life of business people well, because many of my patients are wealthy, and I can say with confidence that a significant part of what they do is a waste of time. They simply do not know how to properly organize their work.

To many neurotic patients who complain that there is too much work to do and no time for rest, I suggest that they make a list of cases in descending order of importance - first the most important, then the secondary ones, and finally those that can be put off for another day, for a week.

It is noteworthy that business women are much more organized and disciplined than their male business counterparts. It manifests itself even in such trifles. Usually, after a short deliberation, a business woman quickly draws up the required list, and, after analyzing it, comes to the conclusion that not very important things can be thrown “for later” without much damage to the case, but what she included in the list of cases that can be rescheduling for another day or a week is often not worth doing at all. As a result, it turns out that if you streamline your work schedule, then there is a lot of free time left, and it is not at all necessary to be driven by a horse that deserves only to be shot.

The liberation of women is the release of the feminine in a man and the masculine in a woman.

Corita Kent

It is a completely different matter with male businessmen. Many of them, however, like business ladies, have an education that is very far from business, but it’s not without reason that I don’t get tired of repeating: “Women can do anything!” (with which the representatives of the fair sex, by the way, in their absolute majority completely agree). Persons of the so-called weaker sex easily master a new specialty and rebuild themselves in accordance with new requirements, and in general the female psyche is much more flexible and plastic than the male.

Modern men compete with women for the right to be called the weaker sex.

D.E.

For some reason, my male patients found it quite difficult to complete this simple task, and they began to bicker over each item on the list of the most urgent cases, they say, and it's important, and you can't do without it. Moreover, business ladies, realizing that I was well versed in the intricacies of their activities, communicated with me on an equal footing, and business gentlemen looked with a sense of superiority, they say, what do you understand about this! - your job is to treat, so treat! Yeah ... There is nothing more impenetrable than male chauvinism. Sometimes you can't even catch the irony.

The husband is a cloud in his pants.

D.E.

As a result, it turned out that male patients desperately clung to the prevailing stereotype. After all, it is so convenient when you can come home after a working day and tell your wife: “Leave me alone! I'm tired!" A very good reason not to do anything that, in principle, is supposed to be done by the head of the family.

Do you remember how in the famous joke Sarah says: “I am doing trifles - raising children, running a household, earning a living, and my husband is busy with important business: he thinks about high matters”? This is what happens in many families.

It's midnight, my husband is not at home. Finally the doorbell rings. An angry wife opens with a rolling pin in her hands. Husband hugging her

- And you bake everything, dear, you bake everything ...

Joke

Everything that I have said so far applies not only to families of business people, but to many who work in a less profitable area. Whether the wife is tired or not tired, this, in the husband’s opinion, is a second-order phenomenon, but be kind, my dear, correspond to the high rank of your wife, since you have a stamp in your passport and bear my last name: the house should be clean and comfortable, and the children are healthy and looked after, and a hot dinner to wait for the head of the family, and the wife to meet the faithful with a happy smile and, of course, to fulfill her duty in bed, if her husband wants to. After all, even the wives of businessmen are not necessarily housewives. Even more so for low-income families. You can't feed your children on the wages of today's husbands; even if both spouses work, and then barely make ends meet.

At night, the wife wakes up her husband.

- What's happened? he wonders.

- Nothing. I just can't understand how you can sleep peacefully on such a small salary.

Joke

A working woman carries a double burden on her shoulders, but how many husbands will say: “Darling, you need to erect a monument. And how do you manage to do everything?” Well, even if he doesn’t even say beautiful words (but it wouldn’t hurt!), But at least he appreciated everything that his wife does and took care of her health, because in the end, health women are the key to the well-being of the family, especially children.

Communicating with thousands of people in the course of my work, I met a lot of real men and I cannot agree with the opinion of some women that the male gender is degenerating, and there are only weaklings around. No, and there are those who can rightfully be called a representative of the stronger sex. And yet, with great regret, I must admit that the current trend is this: women in general are becoming stronger, and men are weaker.

Previously, a man wondered if he could afford to marry; now he wonders if he can live without a working wife.

Carl Ellstam

I often have to communicate with women of various social strata. In any women's company, a conversation often comes up about men in general and about their personal lives in particular. “You are right when you say that a woman can do everything,” I heard this many, many times.

Recently, we sat with the ladies, who are quite prosperous - they earn decent money, raised good children, they study in prestigious educational institutions, my interlocutors are well-groomed, dressed, elegant, and everyone was in solidarity with men. One of the ladies voiced it, while the others agreed: “We could do without husbands, but it’s a pity for them, they’ll disappear after all.” Like this. In the old days, women said about their husbands: “He regrets, it means he loves,” and now wives say so.

The only place where a modern man gets the better of a woman (at least in the “partner on top” position) is the bed.

D.E.

But if your life partner is no good in bed, and all his ardor is wasted on nonsense, which for some reason he considers a very important matter, then ... But let's still not chop off the shoulder. After all, it’s a pity for him, the strong sex… He’ll disappear without us, especially the weaker sex.

WHAT TO DO IF YOUR HUSBAND DISCOVERS IN BED

A woman can do everything that a man should.

A. Kruglov

In many of my books I repeat: do not pity men, do not believe their whining, do not take on your shoulders men's duties, make your husband do what he must - and I teach my readers the principles of reasonable egoism, which allows a woman to always remain a Woman. In this series there will also be a book on this topic, but for now let's return to the problem under consideration.

If your spouse constantly says that he doesn’t have time for “nonsense things”, in in particular, on sex, know that this is just an excuse.

Many women sincerely believe the words of the faithful and, coming to me, regrettably report: “My husband works so hard ... I feel sorry for him, he does not get enough sleep, he is very tired, and I don’t want to bother him. How can I pester when he is barely alive…”

So, ladies, I'll tell you one secret: my patients very often admitted that they used this trick to avoid the very thing about which the spouse, regretfully, did not want to bother him. Just as women, wanting to avoid "intimacy", often refer to headaches and fatigue, so do men use this little trick - for good reason!

“Are you tired or do you have a headache?” the husband asked hopefully, going up to the matrimonial bed.

D.E.

Husbands from the “net in bed” category use this trick to motivate the reluctance to make love when they don’t feel like it, as well as in cases of reduced potency. By the way, any sex therapist will confirm that regular sex life is the best prevention of erectile dysfunction. But with irregular just there are problems.

A sexual egoist is a potential patient of a sex therapist.

Another trick often practiced by lazy husbands is a reference to illness or illness. I have treated more than one thousand hypochondriacs (people who are exaggeratedly concerned about their own health and are confident in the presence of an incurable disease that does not