let your loved one miss you.

Every day that you spend together should confirm that you are gorgeous anytime, anywhere. And your chosen one will understand that only you can become a wonderful wife and lover in the future. Dare! All in your hands!

Eighteenth method
Not самый удачный способ, с точки зрения морали, хотим мы сказать. But at the same time, it is effective.

Suppose the object of your attention is going somewhere for a celebration, such as a birthday. In this case, try to get there with him and sit down next to him in order to be able to control the amount of alcohol he drank, firstly, and as the effect of wine vapors on his brain becomes the subject of more and more love, Secondly. During the celebration, you should always be near him - add alcohol to a glass, substitute for a kiss first the cheek, then the lips, and then, when you feel that he is already ripe for further actions and excited enough to refuse your invitation, quietlyso that no one hears, invite him to continue the celebration at your home.

If он не дурак, то поймет, чего от него ждут. In case of an “overdose” of emotions, you need to stop his attempts to thoughtlessly yell at the top of his lungs:

Guys, we are invited!

This will mean the collapse of the whole idea. All this tipsy company will relocate to your apartment and continue the mass drinking. Not нужно говорить, что тебе это принесет только одни неприятности.

In short, quietly invite him to your place, dragging the chosen one unnoticed by the rest of the party participants. What is most interesting, you will actually go to your apartment (unless, of course, the birthday began to be celebrated not in the morning - in this case, drag him to some restaurant and treat him to the strongest cocktail of all that the local bartender knows, and if necessary, treat again, and - to the registry office), and there you will really continue to celebrate your birthday - the longer the better.

ABOUTптимальный вариант – до утра. It is not difficult. One of his desires to go to bed with you is enough, and for you - a little endurance, you have your wedding night ahead.

When you arrive (do not forget to buy some strong but tasty wine on the way - you yourself will have to drink it, but not much, so as not to "lose your head"), do not rush to immediately put him at the table - let him think that you have arrived here just to enjoy each other. Take him to the living room, create an intimate atmosphere, in general, everything is as it should be. Go change into something light and come back to him with two glasses of wine.

Perhaps he will come to you. In response to this, offer him another drink. Most likely, annoyed, he will wave the whole glass, and you without delay pour him a new one. It doesn’t matter that you took only a few sips from your glass - he won’t even notice it, and if he notices, he won’t attach due importance, making allowance for the fact that you are a woman.

The harassment will continue - there is no getting away from this, and you, poor thing, who so badly wants this man to lie next to you on the marriage bed, you will have to show all your restraint and patience in order not to do this ahead of time. After all, the night of sex is quite exhausting and both of you may well fall asleep, which is extremely undesirable, and even if you stay awake, you won’t get it, and if you wake it up, you won’t bring it to your senses and you won’t hear anything good - man after sexual intercourse is in a disconnected state, the more alcohol intoxication will play its role, and your loved one, having indicated to you the direction of your future movement, will continue to inspect the dream you have begun.

In the morning, when he wakes up, you will no longer be able to prove to him the fact that someone promised to marry someone, and this someone is him, and the one to whom he promised this is you. A hungover man is tormented by the fact that he cannot remember even half of what happened the previous evening, and then they report that he promised to marry.

If your chosen one is a cultured person, then he will simply apologize for his behavior yesterday and for being so ugly drunk, and then leave, kissing you, dumbfounded, goodbye on the cheek and giving an oath promise not to tell anyone about anything. All! You won't see him in your apartment again. True, he may admit that in a drunken state he told you everything that had been seething in his soul for a long time and that he had long cherished the dream of being your husband, but you should not rely on this - this is unlikely to happen, although this option would be the best solution to the problem.

Let's consider another case. Your chosen one is difficult to rank among the people who think about culture with a hangover, wanting only to have a hangover. On this occasion, we can advise you only one thing - urgently find cotton wool and stuff your ears with it. ABOUTн может запросто вылить на тебя полтора ушата и впридачу маленькую баночку грязи. Although in this case you can do it differently: wait a while with a reminder of the wedding until he gets “in shape” and hangovers, to which you must put your hand - he will carry you in his arms, calling you a fairy-savior. The hangover process can be turned into a re-soldering of the chosen one, and then pursue the previously described policy, that is, knock out a marriage proposal from him, and then send your feet to the wedding palace at a fast pace.

But in any case, it is better not to go to bed with him - for the time being. ABOUTптимальным вариантом будет continue drinking alcohol until the morning, and by the very opening of the registry office, go outside, catch a car and, having loaded a dead drunk candidate for a wife into it, bringing him into relative order and slightly clarifying his consciousness (rational thinking is completely useless to us), for so that he can connect a few words and put his signature, come and calmly apply for a marriage. Keep in mind that after the prescribed amount of time has passed, you will have to drink your chosen one again in order to register.

The “drunk” way is fraught with many troubles and not many decide on it. Well, firstly, your chosen one may well belong to the category of people who “under degrees” go berserk, and your idea to drag him to your home in order to drink and tease him with his charms can end in failure. ABOUTн тебя просто изнасилует. If ты не хочешь, чтобы это произошло, отдайся ему по собственной воле, а затем действуй по сценарию, описанному ранее, но все-таки будет лучше (и намного!), если он все-таки не уснет, а будет находиться в состоянии нестояния on your feet all night long. Then your dead drunk object of dreams will not cause you much trouble, except for the fact that you will have to load it into the car and, accordingly, unload it from it upon arrival at the registry office. And so - nothing ...

But let's leave the situation with the birthday alone - suppose that such a celebration is not expected in the next few months, and the desire to become the wife of the individual in question is so great that there is no longer any strength to endure. We will have to look for other methods to activate the mechanism on alcohol fuel, a detailed description of which we gave at the very beginning of the chapter. You can, for example, simply invite him to some place for a drink, referring to the fact that you are very ill, and he is the only person with whom you can talk at the moment. The further process has already been described, but it will be better if you get him drunk before the registry office closes. In order for your conversations not to be heard by strangers, it would be good to find a place where you can reserve a separate table - it is desirable that it is separated from the main room by some wall. As his blood alcohol percentage rises, act out parallel raising your moods, causing this phenomenon by the fact that in the company of such a wonderful person as he is, you forget about all your problems. Firstly, this remark will flatter him, and secondly, he may perceive such a “recognition” as a call to action. Naturally, he will think that you are very good with him, and, redoubling his drunken charm, will rush to the attack. So he got caught - now he is no longer in control of the situation, but in him a mechanism laid down and launched by you, and again, you act as an operator who monitors the correct execution of the task. What to do next - you know yourself. You bring him to the condition, say a few necessary words, catch him “by the gills” and drag him to the altar. By the way, a bad mood chosen as an excuse can easily be replaced with some fictitious holiday and continue